Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this. Some people get turned on by strange things -- this we know. What started one day as sort of a joke became something bigger, something Craig wants her to talk about far too much. It's annoying to her now.
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As a result, when the time came, he just stared at my crotch in confusion and asked, 'Where do I put it? Since he had never masturbated, it took us a long time to figure out how to make it work. When he couldn't climax after a week of trying, we consulted a urologist, who truly did not believe that he had never masturbated. It turns out that, after a lifetime of not ejaculating, it just takes a little while for it all to start flowing.