My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss. If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it. If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches. When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.